just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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