the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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