How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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