We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
