I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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