dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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