So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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