All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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