Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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