butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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