Kiss
Puke
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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