Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just tell him i said nine months
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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