his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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