i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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