Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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