Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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