So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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