well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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