Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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