But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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