If i come over, it means nothing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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