I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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