Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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