Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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