so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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