Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
