You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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