i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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