On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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