yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize