i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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