I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
