He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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