Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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