I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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