I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He kissed a someone with a penis
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food