I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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