The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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