Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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