everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can you bring me the toilet please
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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