girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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