What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she smelled like a LAN party
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
being pregnant is like rehab
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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