She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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