the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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