At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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