We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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