Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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