So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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