pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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