I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You don't make any sense
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