what if I'm pregnant?
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i've created a new STD.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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