I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
