I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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