Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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