Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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