why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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