kristin has been a bad kristin
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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