No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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