Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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