Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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